Friendly Muffin SAFE

It’s been a strange series of events leading to the questioning of what will become of the grey Pegasus known as “Derpy Hooves,” who, for safety reasons shall be referred to as “strabismic equine” for the duration of this description.

There have been letters and petitions decrying the name and portrayal of diminutive cross-eyed equines and perhaps because of that, rumored legal reasons, or equally bizarre reasons, the fate of the strabismic equine is uncertain. I myself am not entirely sure as to what’s going on, but that seems as good a reason as any to start panicking. To cover my bases, I have taken the time to clean up a few of my comics, removing every instance of the canonical name of the strabismic equine and every appearance of said pony, in the hopes of making these comics 100% less offensive and 20% less prosecutable by the cyberpolice. Fortunately, censorship is an excellent way of exchanging ideas in a safe way without removing the messages and intentions of the original work. I can assure you that these cleaned up comics will still be funny for the exact same reasons as the original versions.

Thank you for reading, and I hope you all enjoy the great Derpy panic.

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