If you dote over her, BAM! Right in the face. If you're indifferent, BAM! Right in the face. Are you a huge, gigantic, terrifying, enormous, teeth-gnashing, sharp-scale-having, horn-wearing, smoke-snoring, could-eat-a-pony-in-one-bite, totally all grown up dragon? BAM! Right in the face.
And if you try running away? YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE HER.
The original comic being parodied here belongs to Gigi D.G., who, while no longer working on video game parody comics, is
doing a web comic which everyone should check out!
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